And if you thought my puns were bad...look things are getting verse

The Seagull
Ogden Nash.

Hark to the whimper of the sea-gull;
He weeps because he's not an ea-gull.
Suppose you were, you silly sea-gull,
Could you explain it to your she-gull?

You can tell these birds anything and they'll believe you...They are pretty Gull-ible.